I think its weird when guys have really soft hands.
I like my men rough
what if the silent brothers had like ‘secret group meetings’ and basically all they did was hang out and have drinks and make up rlly shit names for eachother like ‘bro zachy’ or some shit and theyd have a few beers, bang a few chicks and then go back to being silent brotherish
Finding out a celebrity is taller than you, just wow. :D
“treat others how you want to be treated”
uh i can’t give everyone i meet a million dollars and a private yacht
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
sometimes it physically pains me to hold back my sarcastic comments
“dude look at the personality on that girl”
“oh shit man i’d talk to her all night long”
- me: does one sit-up
- me: checks for abs
“If you can’t love yourself, how the hell you gonna love somebody else?” - RuPaul
- Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
- School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
- Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
- School: lol you're good.
“you only started liking it cause everyone else did”
everyone was talking about it
i got curious
i watched it
and i liked it
how is that a bad thing
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
This is the best thing I’ve ever read.
But in greyhounds you can kind of see their ribs because that’s the way they’re built,they can’t help it- like a lot of other people
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how